Figure Your Sh*t Out Reading

for the girlypops who feel lost and want to understand what’s going on + what’s next
If you’ve been sitting there like:

- wtf is going on?
- what in the astrology is happening in my life?
- where are my guides in all of this?
 
and nothing is really making sense, or things just feel weirdly in-between
this is for you.
 
What this is
- This is a tarot reading + intuitive guidance session focused on your current energy and the next chapter ahead.
- This reading follows a lunar cycle, taking you from either new moon to new moon or full moon to full moon (about 28 days and we use the lunation that is the closest to start), so you’re getting clarity on what’s happening right now and what’s unfolding next.
 
- I record a 20–35 minute video where I pull your cards, show you each one, and explain how they connect to your life in real time, like we’re sitting together and talking it through.
 
- You’ll get a private link so you can rewatch it whenever, come back to it, and send it to your friends.
What we get into
 
This is a 17 card spread looking at your current phase and where things are going
 
We’ll go through:
what your current theme is
what magic you possess right now to help yourself
what lesson you need
what you need to release
what your guides are proud of you for right now
what energy is gaining momentum
what you are now ready to manifest
advice on how to manifest it
what the outcome of this phase is
 
Why people book this
they feel lost or in-between
things feel off and they can’t fully explain why
“what is going on right now?”
“what’s coming next for me?”
they want guidance that actually makes sense in real life
either way, you’re getting clarity on your current path and what’s unfolding next
 
What you’ll leave with
clarity, comfort, and direction
like… shit starts getting sorted.
 
You’ll have:
a better understanding of what’s happening in your life right now
a clearer idea of what’s coming next
guidance on how to move through this phase
things to prepare for so you’re not caught off guard
 
Why this reading hits different
- I’m not airy fairy with this. I’m grounded, I’m real, and I explain things in a way that actually connects to your life.
- I read both intuitively and traditionally, and I approach this from a practical + psychological lens (this is not a replacement for mental health care).
- I’m not going to sit next to you and let you stay stuck in a victim mindset but I will sit next to you and help you sort it out in this reading.
- You’ll be guided, even if it’s not what you want to hear.
 
♡ I M P O R T A N T   I N F O ♡
this is a digital product, so all sales are final + I don’t offer refunds
please allow up to 14 business days for your reading to be completed and delivered (usually it’s sooner, it just depends on how many requests I have at the time)
if you haven’t received your reading within that time, make sure to check your spam/junk folder just in case (this actually happens all the time. I'm very good at getting readings out on time.)