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​HI I'M KLOEE,

I’m a tarot reader, astrologer, content creator, professional overthinker, recovering people pleaser, occasional chaos goblin, and somebody who has spent a very large portion of her life learning how to trust herself.

 

That last part is probably the most important.

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I grew up in the CULT of the mormon church, in a world where there were very clear ideas about who I was supposed to be, what I was supposed to believe, and what a good woman was supposed to look like. As I got older, I started pulling at those threads. I started questioning the religion I grew up in, the patriarchy underneath it, the family systems around me, and eventually a whole lot of the things I had been taught to accept as truth.

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Leaving the faith I grew up in was not just changing my mind about religion. It meant rebuilding my spirituality, my understanding of myself, my relationships, and eventually my entire relationship with authority. I had to figure out what I believed when there was no longer a church telling me. I had to figure out who I was when I stopped trying to become the version of myself other people were most comfortable with.

 

Tarot, astrology, witchcraft, psychology, philosophy, and a whole lot of uncomfortable self reflection became part of that process. They helped me notice patterns. They gave me language for things I had felt but could not explain. They helped me understand myself without asking me to abandon myself first.

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I was born disabled and nearly died at birth. Chronic pain has been part of my life for as long as I can remember. I didn’t make the choice to be born into this body, but I am the one who has had to live in it, care for it, adapt around it, and figure out how to build a life that still feels like mine. I live with chronic illness. I have dealt with panic attacks and periods where my own nervous system felt like a place I could barely live inside. I have experienced abuse, family estrangement, financial instability, medical debt, housing instability, survival mode, and seasons of adulthood where I had to learn how to become my own source of guidance and safety much earlier than I expected.

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There have been plenty of moments when I desperately wanted somebody older or wiser to tell me what the hell I was supposed to do. A lot of the time, nobody was coming. And sometimes, the people who did show up were not the people I expected. They were the people I found along the way. The friends who became family. The people who chose me, and who I chose right back. Found family has taught me that love, safety, guidance, and belonging do not always come from the places we are told they are supposed to. So I learned how to walk myself home. But I also learned that coming home to yourself does not have to mean doing everything alone.

 

I am still learning.

 

That matters to me because I never want to sit across from someone who is in the messy middle of their life and pretend I am speaking to them from some perfectly healed mountaintop. I know what it feels like when you cannot see the way forward. I know what it feels like to rebuild your identity, your finances, your relationships, your spirituality, your work, and sometimes your entire life. I know what it feels like to be godless, existential, and spiral on what is even the point of it all.

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I also know that being confused does not mean you are incapable. Being afraid does not mean you do not know anything. And needing someone to help you see clearly does not mean that person should become the authority over your life. That philosophy is at the center of how I read tarot and astrology.

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I’ve been doing this work for more than 10 years and have worked with over 1,000 clients along the way. In that time, I’ve learned that people rarely need another person telling them what to do with their lives. More often, they need someone who can help them see the patterns, ask the uncomfortable questions, and hear what they already know underneath all the noise while also providing grounded tangable answers about their next steps.

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I am not here to hand you a list of card definitions and send you on your way. I read intuitively. I look at symbolism, patterns, psychology, behavior, storytelling, context, spirituality, and all the weird little threads connecting the shit you are actually going through. Sometimes that means we are talking about love. Sometimes it is money, work, grief, family, fear, purpose, or why you keep dating the same person in a different font. And I care deeply about being kind without lying to you.

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I will hold your hand. I will sit with you in the uncomfortable part. But I am not Willy Wonka. I do not sugarcoat shit. Because I do not believe the most loving thing I can do is tell you whatever makes you feel better for the next twenty minutes. I want you to leave our time together feeling clearer. More capable. More connected to yourself. Maybe even brave enough to do the thing you already knew you needed to do before you ever booked the reading.

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My job is not to become the voice in your head. My job is to help you hear your own voice again. That is what I mean when I say I want to walk people home to themselves.

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And outside of all the existential shit, I’m also just a person. I’ve been with my husband for 18 years and married to him for 13. We live in the Pacific Northwest with our cats, where I am probably trying to make everything as cozy as humanly possible at any given moment.

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I run a creative business. I make things on the internet. I talk too much for a living. I have days where I feel like I could take over the world and days where my body informs me that absolutely the fuck I will not. I am learning how to build an abundant, meaningful life without requiring myself to become a machine in order to deserve it.

I have not figured everything out. Thank Goddess, because I would probably be insufferable. But I have found my way back to myself enough times to know the road.

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If you are somewhere in the middle of finding your way back too, you are very welcome here.

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